Date: 2004-11-18 05:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tithonium.livejournal.com
"Mmmm. Spam." *chew chew chew*

Date: 2004-11-18 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allanc.livejournal.com
"Having consumed all of Earth's resources, Bill Gates decides he has no choice but to begin consuming his own lips."

On the subject of captions, I'm doing a caption thing too (http://www.poser.us/board/thread.php?bid=0&fid=0&tid=1209).

Date: 2004-11-18 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walbourn.livejournal.com
"Its good to be the king"

or

"No, I don't need that $3.3 billion. Give to the needy, or whatever, just be sure they know the money is actually mine."

Date: 2004-11-18 05:12 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-11-18 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dianthus.livejournal.com
"Damn, I'm good!"

Date: 2004-11-18 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sistawendy.livejournal.com
I've swallowed dozens of companies, but none of them were as satisfying as swallowing that canary.

Date: 2004-11-18 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillraven.livejournal.com
Bill Gates being awarded a special commendation by the coalition of Linux developers for doing the most to contribute to the up-and-coming operating system's popularity.

(biting the hand that feeds me, I know...all in good fun)

:P

Date: 2004-11-18 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dustin-00.livejournal.com
"15 years and still nobody's noticed the NT kernel was copied from that Dark Tower game."

Date: 2004-11-18 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christhegeek.livejournal.com
"Ah...nothing better than being felated by an 18 yr old girl while I watch "The Apprentice". What can I say; I'm interested in the lives of poor folk."

Date: 2004-11-18 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pr10n.livejournal.com
"Must not pee on stage.. must not PEE! No, peepee, don't pee!"

Date: 2004-11-18 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evildave.livejournal.com
NASA photoanalysts have studied video footage of Bill Gates from his latest keynote address and discovered evidence of a box-shaped device, possibly a radio transmitter, embedded in his chin.

Date: 2004-11-18 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tithonium.livejournal.com
See, now you've got me thinking dirty things again.

Date: 2004-11-19 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomdreams.livejournal.com
Wictory -- I mean VICTORY -- is OURS!

Date: 2004-11-22 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jintana.livejournal.com
"If this turd would just come out, I could get back to other things anal-related."