Phone Post: Transcription by maribou (with one slight correction)

[tithonium]

Comments

[dianthus.livejournal.com]

I'd transcribe it, but no one would believe me.

[kerrizor.livejournal.com]

ogg is for suckers

[maribou]

It's impressive that you can be that coherent and that obviously drunk all at the same time.

[hollyking.livejournal.com]

You're lucky.

They're probably ploting something fiendish.

Oral sex.

[tithonium.livejournal.com]

Y'all should really find a way to tie a blood-alcohol monitor to my livejournal account, so I can't post while drunk. I'm sure you'd all be better off for it.

[stillraven.livejournal.com]

It was adorable, sweetie! It is awesome that you say those things! Don't be embarassed!!!

[gfish.livejournal.com]

Instead of cutting you off, it should just be a little bar indicator next to your icon on the post. And then you could later graph the relationship between blood alcohol and number of comments received.

[rocket-jockey.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could make some user pics for those entries ... one shotglass for kinda feelin' it up to five shotglasses for "Oww, I said *that* in public?" :)