Some of you in the audience will completely fail to be supprised.

[tithonium]

	I make the most of what is given to me, and what lacks, I can improvise. I am a quick learner, and can master new skills rapidly. I am the jack of all trades. Master of none is a small price to pay. You may call it beginners luck. I call it absorbency. What's your superpower?

Comments

[dustin-00.livejournal.com]

Does this mean that in a pinch your girlfriend can use you as a tampon?

Re:

[tithonium.livejournal.com]

No. No, it doesn't.
Unless you mean emotionally. But if you do, I'm sure we can come up with a better analogy.

[dianthus.livejournal.com]

Um, a Kleenex?

[dianthus.livejournal.com]

Actually, a whole box of them...

Re:

[tithonium.livejournal.com]

I do my best.