Ramblings of a Martian

I seem to be a magnet for the weirdos on IM. Unfortunately, I didn't decide to record this until it was too late, so I lost the inane stuff at the begining. I'll just start you off when she started getting weird and I decided to mess with her, 'cause, hey, call me mean and I'll be mean. So, I twist a few facts, play a little ignorant, and MESS WITH THE DANES. Damn, I'm a cruel bastard.

*ahem*

( partial transcript )

I am a bad, bad man. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU, RANDOM IM-ERS OF THE WORLD!